The World's Going To End On Halloween, Sorry

LADS AND LASSES, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ON MONDAY!

I don't know what time it's going to end, so I can't tell you if you need to bother getting a Halloween costume or not. Sorry about that.

According to the not-at-all-terrifyingly-named End Times Prophecies' YouTube channel, Jesus is going to pop down from heaven, or wherever, and this will cause the poles to flip and some sort of gigantic world earthquake will occur.

"The earth is going to stagger like a drunk because it's weighed down by its sins" the robot-sounding woman says. Seems legit.

We can also look forward to 100lb hailstones and, then, oh shit is that Jesus on a white horse?

Would you like to see the best video on the Internet? It lasts a while but is worth it. Behold:

Credit: YouTube/End Times Prophecies

I'm hungover and to be honest that shaky camera work has almost had me spewing at my desk. It's also quite long. So, in case you didn't get through it all, the edited highlights are: we're all going to die and the only way you can survive is to repent and become a Christian. He'll spare you then and you can enjoy some eternal life.

*Quick Google search of Revelations* "Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear, and who keep what is written in it, for the time is near."

Repent, sinners.

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Featured image credit: YouTube/End Times Prophecies

Claire Reid

Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]

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