Not for Girls...
TweetIn the University Library I saw some girls on The Lad Bible reading through the posts, looking at pictures and sblacking. Needless to say I flicked the power switch under the desk for the monitor as i walked by. Not For Girls.
GrandLAD
TweetTo my grandLAD (82) who, when my nan came home from food shopping, quickly unplugged the scart lead of the TV in a panic. My nan had tried to get the TV to work but didnt know what was wrong so she called me round to sort it out. When the scart lead was plugged back in, up popped babestation in it's full glory. NevertoooldLAD
RevengeLAD
TweetSome little scottishidiotLAD on eBay decided it would be funny to buy something from me, not pay for it, and then leave me negative feedback. I rang eBay attempting to get it removed and they said I had to contact the seller, I explained that I've already messaged him and he did not reply. eBay then gave me his mobile number. I rang his phone and asked if it was the scottishidiotLAD speaking and he confirmed his name, I then continued onto mentioning the eBay feedback... He hung up instantly. This time I rang on number again and said some well deserved things to him only to be laughed at by the scottishidiotLAD and I was on the recieving end of being called an "English idiot" quite alot by him which ended up in me hanging up the phone as I'd realised I couldn't do anything about this to get revenge.....
Until, a nothing short of UNBELIVABLE idea came to mind.
I set up an email address in his name and then a Gumtree account. Posted a free Xbox 360 collection only advertisement and posted his house address details from his eBay account and also his mobile number. Half hour in and I had over 100 replies on the email and I replied to every one of them saying the Xbox is ready to collect now from his address. I rang the little bastard and asked about the Xbox he was giving away, not realising who i was he said "no I think there's been a mix up I've had about 20 people knocking at my door in the last 10 minutes and my phones been going off non-stop." I then asked if he recalled me from earlier the "English idiot". The response was as you'd expect. Un-countable swearing from a very angryscottishLAD.
ConfusedLAD
TweetMe and my BestLAD were out in the town one night, but we ended up missing the taxi and the tube was closed. So we rang up BestLAD's Dad and he agreed to come and pick us up. Being a fairly OldLAD his eyesight and hearing wasn't on top form. On the way to us he saw a woman on her own at the side of the road, apparently shivering because of the cold. Being a DecentLAD, he offered her a lift to where she needed to go in the warmth of his car. Anyway, he eventually came and picked us up, but in the seat next to him was not a woman, but in fact a scantily clad transvestite. ConfusedLAD
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WorriedLAD
TweetIt is my birthday today, i have woken up to receive a text from the bestLAD saying. "Bring a snorkel, football and a ski mask to the park ill meet you at 4" WorriedLAD
WorthatryLAD
TweetWent to the pub with a 17 year old friend last night to have a meal. The bouncer came over an hour later to check I.D. On seeing he was only 17 and with a pint in front of him he tried to kick us out. I cleverly replied that it was legal to have a pint with a meal over the age of 16. He then pointed to the 8 empty glasses on the table and banned us from the pub. 10pintswithamealLAD
DadLAD
TweetMy Dad's always been a bit of a prankster but last night he out-did himself. I've recently moved into a new house and Dad offered to help spruce up the garden, saying he's got some plants he doesn't need and he'd be happy to give them to me. He said the plants were called Nepeta Cataria, would that be OK? I said sure that sounds good. What I didn't realise is that Nepeta Cataria is also known as catnip. So I left Dad to work on the garden while I went out, I returned home several hours later a bit tipsy. When I got home I could hear some very weird sounds coming from my garden. I went outside to see what can be best described as a cat orgy, with cats rolling round, freaking out and dribbling all over the place. To add insult to injury he texted me the next day asking if I got any pussy last night. Not only had he used the plants but he had also used to catnip spray and sprayed that around the garden. I know he will be reading this and laughing his head off. Well played Dad, well played. OriginalPranksterLAD
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