Sainsbury's has hit out at a woman who claimed a worm in her lettuce 'made her fat', in an epic rant that has since gone viral.
Leila Jayne Daly told the supermarket's Facebook page that her lettuce was sold with a fresh worm on it, adding that she had pissed herself in shock and ended up getting divorced. She even went as far as to say she was worried it would devour her from the inside.
It was now 'solely' Sainsbury's fault she had become a 'fat prostitute', she joked.
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How did Sainsbury's respond? With some top banter of course.
The supermarket told her to explain the advantages of the situation to her kids, saying 'worms are easy pets to keep, I assume?'. It also suggested that she give up being a prostitute for a fulfilling career in making salad.
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Leila took the response
well, saying that she was open to the idea, but the worm would be a bad pet
because it had been 'terrorising the neighbour's dog'.
She also requested money for the worm's upkeep, plus Netflix costs, a Ferrari and a fresh lettuce.
But after a bit of bartering they settled on giving her a gift voucher.
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