There's never a bottle opener around when you need one, is there?
I know some people can use a key or a lighter to get them open, but that's beyond my capabilities.
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Some people use their teeth, but that's a bit grim.
If the idea of someone using their gnashes to open a bottle of beer makes you feel a bit weird, then you probably don't want to see what this fella uses to open his.
The man clearly can't wait until they arrive at their destination to open his bevvy and instead decides to whip his dick out and use that. Each to their own.
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Click, go on, we all know why you're here:
I'm assuming that beer is a twist-off, but even still. I mean, would you like to drink out of that afterwards? I feel sick.
If you ever find yourself in a similar situation and you don't fancy shredding your penis to pieces, you can open a bottle using a piece of paper, as shown here.
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Or if you really want to make sure you're never caught out without a bottle opener, why not get one surgically implanted into your gum?
Salta Beer paid for three rugby players, who had all lost their teeth during matches, brand new dental implants, which can also be used to open bottles.
The Argentinian beer producer said at the time: "We decided to give rugby players back the teeth they had lost in battle.
Credit: Salta Beer
"But we weren't going to give them a simple tooth back - we developed a unique dental implant; a specially designed tooth to open beer."The teeth were 3D printed and implanted by a dentist. Pretty cool, but also quite extreme.Featured Image Credit: ViralHog