You know what it's like if you're a lad, at home, bored and alone. There's only so much Netflix you can watch. Eventually you start experimenting with your todger and it culminates with you putting a steel ring over your cock for bants. If you say you've never done that then I'm calling you out as a God damn liar.
One man in China was playing around with his steel ring, put it on his chin chin (Japanese slang for a penis, don't know the Chinese equivalent) and what happened next will bring a tear to your eye this Christmas.
He put it on his tallywhacker and then went to bed - something we can all relate to. Obviously it was already a snug fit and it ended up getting swollen, culminating in him not being able to get it off.
JSTV, a local station, reported it and the poor bastard, from the sounds of it, had half of his province coming in to take a gander.
After admitting himself to hospital, the doctors realised they did not have the tools to tackle his tackle so they brought in the big guns - the fire service. Pliers didn't do the job (bloody hell) so they ended up having to use a disc-cutter. The amount of trust needed for this must have been immense.
It was at this point that he knew fucked up. Credit: JSTV
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It took 20 minutes and a load of water to keep his meat and veg cool.
*The man reportedly said: 'I was just playing around with the steel ring. I mean, I have a decent-sized all beef thermometer but I haven't been getting much action lately so I've been experimenting. Last week I smothered the tip of my throbber in hot sauce and that turned out a bit sour but also a bit sweet.
'Oh yeah, ha ha, I also got some nettles from the ground and used that to pleasure myself recently. Decent sensation. 4/10.
*Man never actually said this, as far as we know.
The man, and his penis, are set to make full recoveries.
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