Working here I've had to write about a lot of weird shit, and, whereas you readers can sigh, 'that's enough Internet for one day', quietly close your browser and go about your daily business, I have to just carry on.
No matter how bat shit something is it's quickly succeeded by something even weirder. However, I think today, this very afternoon, in fact, I've reached peak-what-the-fuck. Because today, lads, I'm writing about a man who has made a fake video about being terrorised by a masturbating Bigfoot. At least I hope it's a fake...
Credit: Pete Caine Dog Training
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In the clip uploaded to YouTube, Peter Caine talks about catching the hairy bastard in the act after he was alerted to its presence by his dogs going 'ape shit'.
Speaking directly to the camera Caine says: "You know the goddamned thing had a hard on and it was stroking it, and it was looking at me like 'oh my God', that thing's going to try and fuck me or something. You know. I've heard the reports, I've heard the reports, that there's like anal rapings."
Luckily our man doesn't get raped but seeing the fear in a man's eyes is obviously a turn on for BF because he blows his load and then runs off; leaving hit giant footprints in the jizz.
That's it lads, that's enough Internet for one day.
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