Peruvian Man Found In Lake Seshed So Hard People Assumed He Was Dead

I take it you all went in hard over Halloween weekend. Probably exceeded the weekly limit of 14 units in the space of an hour, chased anything that moved and had a sense of humour, got kicked out of a last resort bar and woke up the following morning next to a furry doner kebab.

But you still woke up in a bed, whether that be your own or a mate's - even a bed on a garbage heap. It's still 110 percent better than waking up with alcohol poisoning and hypothermia, half-naked, in a lake, covered in mud.

That's what happened to one Peruvian man in 'town for a birthday'.

Credit: CEN

How did he get there? Fell in the shallow lake, though 'that'll do, I'll kip here and dream of Nobby Solano and wake up when I'm ready'? And whose birthday was it? That's a hard sesh.

He was so hungover that passing locals rang the police assuming he was dead. Authorities then hoisted him out of the lake, hosed him down and stretchered him off onto - for reasons I don't know - the back of a pickup truck. His message to the world? "I didn't do anything."

Breathtaking.

Featured image credit: CEN

Topics: Drinking

Josh Teal

Josh Teal is a journalist at LADbible. He has contributed to the 'Knowing Me, Knowing EU' and 'UOKM8?' campaigns interviewing everyone from student drug dealers to climate change activists.

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