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As Brits, we're not all that clued up on American politics. Because of this, the thing we'll all take away from Obama's presidential reign is that he's the fucking boy.
On his way out of the White House, Obama has seemingly thrown caution to the wind, as well throwing all the fucks he gives away, becoming a master of the mic drop, and so on.
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As for his 55th birthday party, it looks as if it's going to be one hell of a fucking party.
Source's have said that First Lady Michelle Obama is throwing a secret bash for her husband, which will include the likes of Beyonce, Jay Z, Kendrick Lamar and Usher.
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Page Six have reported that Usher is the only musical guest who is set to perform, but you never know what Jay Z will do after a few bevies, do you?
This shits all over my 18th when my parents rented out a tiny function room and the most high-profile guest was a gate crasher who felt like my birthday was the best time to sell laughing gas.
Anna Wintour, Jennifer Hudson, John Legend, Ellen DeGeneres, Stevie Wonder, along with whole host of other celebs are reportedly expected to be at the party.
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"The plan is to throw a party for the president to really let his hair down," a source told Page Six. "There will be performances and a dance party that will go late into the night. Social media will be banned."
So, it looks like we won't be getting any vines of Obama knocking back several shots of tequila.
If by the off chance you're reading this, Michelle, there's a few of us that'd love to be on the guest list.
Words by Mark McGowan
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