Yo, hold up. What the actual fuck is going on in this photo? Apparently, it shows the damaging result of one Kenyan man's adultery. Typically, the worse outcome of doing the dirty over here is that you get publicly shamed or potentially ruin a child's life by breaking up his mum and dad. It seems in Kenya if you make off with someone's missus, your dick 'moves' to your knee. Not only that but your knee (or arse, I haven't a clue) moves to your crotch so that your dick can then be moved there.
Some are saying that the woman's husband put a curse on the man following the tryst. One report says the man was frozen in place after being found gettin' down in the town in Kisii. The Daily Post Kenya says he's now on an apology campaign so that his voodoo crutch can be lifted.
Question: why don't we have this curse shit? My editor Patrick got denied from a lot of bars last night and it woulda come in handy. Imagine never having to take a bouncer's shit ever again. Just curse the fucker and give him a knee-dick. See ya!
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