Donald Trump Could Get A New Hairstyle When He's President

Given his unrivalled ability to talk massive amounts of rubbish, there's going to come a time when a lot of what Donald Trump has said in the past will come back to haunt him.

If there's one thing that is slightly more annoying than the stuff he chats, it's the pathetic, half-eaten, slightly congealed, pissed on kebab he calls his hair. Mix the two together, and you arrive at the point in time where we are now.

Back in 2015, the president-elect said in an interview that, should be win the US election, he'd consider getting a new hairstyle. Weird, because when he looks in the mirror each morning should be enough for him to consider sorting out that complete shitshow.

Getting rid of his hair all together would be an improvement.

"I would probably comb my hair back," he reportedly said at a GOP dinner. "Why? Because this thing is too hard to comb. I wouldn't have time, because if I were in the White House, I'd be working my ass off."

It is true that it would be difficult for the former reality TV star to maintain certain hairstyles, such as the David Luiz, for example.

And if he can't pull off the famous Sideshow Bob type afro, then there's absolutely no chance he can go full Jedward.

At the end of a day, a four-year-old could do some finger painting, their parents could then microwave it, feed it to the dog, get the dog to poo it out, put it in a blender and then put it on Trump's head and it'd still be an improvement.

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Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.