Everyday Tinder moves itself away from its old 'Oh, it's just more dirty bastards' cliche and further towards a more complimentary 'I met Joanne thanks to that app'.
Don't believe me? Allow me to introduce you to Jesus Christ's own Tinder profile.
"Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol," his profile bio reads. "Downside: I've only been nailed once."
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He adds: "Upside: I would die for you, so you know I'm committed... also my dad is a pretty big deal. He always beats me in dreidel.
"Swipe right if you need some Jesus in you."
Pretty forward but after all, he is the saviour. This guy rose from the dead after getting betrayed and sentenced to death. There's no time to waste in this cruel world of grasses.
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Ever humble, Jesus notes that his occupation is 'Carpenter' and reveals that his favourite song is 'Jesus Take The Wheel' by Carrie Underwood. Not so humble.
Given these screenshots, it looks as if the son of God has got game.
If you match him, HMU in the comments.
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