If you think you've got the gift of the gab when you're shit faced drunk in a club at 3am, you're very much mistaken.
A 12-year-old boy called Max put us all to shame when he called up Selena Gomez and gave her his best chat-up line.
The singer was a guest on Cel Spellman's BBC Radio 1 show and listeners had the chance to try and woo her with only one line.
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Young Max's line was an absolute belter:
"Hi Selena, this is Max from Banff. Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for."
Selena laughed hysterically and started clapping before saying Max would definitely get her attention. Well, if he was 18.
Cel then joked: "Young ladies out there, Max, he's coming for you! A little blush there, Selena," after which she admitted she was left flustered by the young Casanova.
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A 12-year-old with better game than we'll ever have. Grim.
Written by Liam Bond.