Just met a 95 year old bloke just sold his mansion of a house and put himself in residential home, with no relatives to inherit his money last week he went out and bought a New chair for each of the residents (lazy boy style) took them on a shopping trip and bought them a 3D tv for the lounge. He treated himself to new suit, a bottle of Hennessy and a 50" flatty for his room.
I salute you GrandLAD.
I cycle to work, environmentalLAD. If a bus produces 112g of CO2 per passenger mile and I've been cycling 7 miles each way, 5 days a week, 48 weeks a year for 4 years that means I've almost made up for the time I got so drunk I put a baguette in the toaster, passed out and burned my house down... which is subsequently why I'm broke and riding a bike to work. BackintheblackLAD
I woke up this morning and realised I had a massive memory gap between getting to the club, and ending up getting a cab from a street I had never seen before. I checked my phone and found that google maps was open, showing a location that was on the complete south end of Aberdeen, when I live on the north. I somehow managed to walk what was probably a good couple of hours in the completely wrong direction at 3am. MessyLAD
3pm and the suns blasting down, to which there's a knock on the front door. From where I'm sat in the kitchen eating my glorious bacon bun, I see the Mother answer the door. It's my Dads two best mates in full footy kit with a ball. To which I then hear there conversation. "Hi Trace, is Sean in. Just wondered if he's playing out?" Before my Mum can even reply, my Dad is running down the stairs two steps at a time. Runs out in his full kit while kissing my Mum on the cheek. They're all 43. Never too old eh! parkfootyLADS
I'm 15, got a girl coming round to 'watch a film' later on tonight for the first time. Making my debut on the pitch lads... Wish me luck!
My uncle, being the LAD he is, was going to receive a CBE. Waiting in the queue to receive it from Prince Charles, he thought he'd be friendly and talk to the man in front of him. That man, realising uncleLAD was clueless, thought he'd play along. He told uncleLAD that he was a musician, playing country, folk and African music. UncleLAD being very polite, nodded and said how interesting it was. Then the man said: "But I used to be in a rock group called Led Zeppelin". Safe to say uncleLAD fell head over heels. RobertPlantLAD