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Male Escort Does Reddit AMA And It's Sounds Nuts

Male Escort Does Reddit AMA And It's Sounds Nuts

A proper handful.

Josh Teal

Josh Teal

A male escort has done an AMA on Reddit and revealed all the weird dirty details about the job.

User AussieMaleEscort (very elusive), who claims to be the 'number one male escort in the world', says his services aren't strictly limited to the bedroom.

'I sometimes go out to dinner with clients, to shows, casinos, even on their private yachts, private jets, to resorts etc but usually they just come to my apartment or I go to their house or hotel,' he said.

Born and bred in Australia, he now lives in London, and says he is 6'4" and bisexual with brown hair and blue eyes.

He says his clients are usually men but regards himself as 'more towards the straight end of the bi spectrum' who prefers women and transexuals 'for fun.'

Describing his personal sex life, he wrote: "It's not that I dislike sex with my male clients, I do enjoy it but sex with men is only a small part of my sexuality and if I only had sex with my male clients and never with women or TS, I'd be unsatisfied."

"If I ever started to lose interest in sex for fun outside of bookings with clients, I'd take a long break or possibly quit altogether."

As for prices, £150 is the standard minimum for incalls and £200 for outcalls by the hour.

"It varies a bit depending on which country I'm touring. I charge double those rates in Dubai," he added.

He worries about what his family would make of his profession "because they'd worry."

Jesus fucking Christ, mate.

"There's nothing to worry about but to have any chance of conveying this I'd need to tell them a lot of detail about what I do and they're better off without that kind of info."

One of the biggest perks of the job, however, doesn't really have anything to do with the sex itself.

"Best of all," he explained. "All my work as an escort has translated directly into cash in my hand.

"Nobody else has profited from my work."

Fair fucks to be honest, mate.

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Topics: Reddit