Do you remember when the toilet that washed and dried your arse came into the market a few years back?
Nope? Fair enough? Although Japan doesn't like sex, it does love a good water shoot up the arsehole. It's the future, that!
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So this toilet sorts out your arse for you, but wouldn't it be great if a urinal would wash and dry your penis for you? Wouldn't that be living the dream?
Well...
I'm pleased to inform you that your days of a simple drain and shake could well and truly be over. Soon there may be a urinal that washes and dries your penis and I'm intrigued.
The bathroom gadget, which has been named 'Urinary 2.0', uses programmed sensors that will activate a cleaning mechanism once the user has finished his business.
Of course if this goes wrong you're gonna get a load of water on your crotch, and if it's too powerful it'll splash everywhere and perhaps the pressure will give you a massive boner, but let's not worry about the finer details just yet.
Assuming it all works well in practice, soapy water is administered for three seconds to clean your penis, which, according to the manufacturer, is even cooler in summer and warmer in winter. The lads have got our backs.
After the fresh scent has been smothered all over your cock, another sensor indicates when it's time to dry your nob. Just like a bathroom hand dryer, it blows air to the area, apparently drying it in just three seconds. Let's hope it doesn't burn it!
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Designed for all shapes and sizes, the urinal's features adapt to any user, reports the Mirror.
Still very much in a prototype stage, the manufacturing company, Gevorkyan, sees the device replacing common toilets and has compared the invention to the mixer tap in terms of it being a game changer.
Gevorkyan and Giner are currently discussing the sale of the product with a company in Spain offering in the region of €680,000 (£568,425) for the rights to the concept.
So, next time your in a pub and desperate for a leak, just imagine how awesome it will be to have a five-star cock cleaning service included free of charge.
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