So me and the LADS were doing the annual trip abroad to napa when about 3 days in i pulled an absolute blinder of a wench 8.5, i was punching way above my weight on that one. Proceeded to down numerous shots and beverages with said wench till the old 'your place or mine' time.....went back to hers in a cab after getting lost attempting to walk there. open the door to her place and her cousin is sound asleep in the room they was sharing, So i stick the beers in the fridge (bought en-route - ThirstyLAD). Then we start to crack on, on her sofa, with this being cyprus the air con was sh*te and the heat in the room was like a sauna so after a couple of positions and alot of sticking to the sofa due to sweat we opt to go out on her balcony. so ive got her bent over one of those white sh*tty outdoor plastic tables and we're banging away like a goodun when me being a drunken mess looses my footing on the tiled floor and i fall forwards onto this girl and the table, we smash through the table with the legs splintering and flying off. this was enough to put anyone of.....but not her! she starts to shout PUT IT BACK IN! and DONT STOP! ....i obligued and start to bang her again rocking away on this brokern table laying on the floor whilest she grips the balcony hand rails and starts banging her head into them!.....End up shooting my load and necking a few beers with her before ordering a taxi.....all before she probably realised she'd have to pay for the table