So I've been chatting up this wench for quite sometime now, she had a free house for an hour or two so she asked me to come over for a brew, so as the LAD I am I arrived at her house, instead of making a brew we just took off straight upstairs, we undressed each other and had a bit of oral s*x, just as she climbed on top of me her parents walked into the house, so I quickly got my clothes back on and climbed out of the window and fell about 12ft to the floor where I then made a run for my car which was parked around the corner from her house, with no shoes on, as I arrived at my car I realised my car key was in her bed room, so I phoned her and there was no answer, the next thing the wench walked around the corner without my car key, she went back in got the keys and also got it from me in the car........CloseCallLAD!

Last summer i was out with one of my mates in spain and we came across two lovely scouse birds in the nightclub. after a few pints or so they invited us back to there hotel for a late night skinny dip which was awesome untill.. the security comes running out batons and torches at the ready. my mate jumps out the pool naked grabs his clothes off a sunbed and somehow managed to jump this 8 foot fence with barb wire on the top. he left me in the pool with 2 naked girls and 3 security guards shouting at me in spanish. I managed to blag my way out of the situation by saying i needed to toilet and then jumping out of the window. i didnt hear from my mate for 2 days, i then got a phone call from him saying he had found some more girls down a local pub, so i made my way down there and got chatting to them and we all went to this club, at the club my mates getting in with this girl when he comes over and asks me if i have a jonny he can have. so me being that lad that i am i said here take mine(i was getting no where) welll a bit later i got in with one of the girls went back to hers about to have s*x and i reliesed that i didnt have a jonny so i didnt want to risk catching anything so she just gave me head. the next morning I met my mate down the pub for breakfast. i walked in there and he gave me my jonny back and said he didnt even need it....... needless to say. i made him pay for the breakfast

So i'm talking to a girl, and a Lad from my ladpack says hes had feelings for her for years, but its never happened between them as she isnt interested. I'm inclined to say bros before hoes and not doing anything to wrong a fellow lad... Or is he hogging dibs?

So i have a party this friday night, and i thought i would try and pick up my booze for it this morning to save less hassle for the night (im 17) obviously in the UK it is illegal to buy alcohol under the age 18.. that wasn't stopping me though. Having my morning read on the wonderful tales of fellow LADS adventures on the wonderful LADBIBLE, i go up to the guy in the shop, he looks at me for a minute, and in his pakistani accent asked me what i was after, he had a laptop open, with the LADbible currently on display. I smiled and showed him my phone reffering to the website i was on. He had a laugh and looked at me again saying "What you after" and I took a brief look at the alcoholic chamber of fine chilled beverages. Following a brief laugh he said in a more humble tone "For a fellow LAD, what do you need?" reading him my shopping list of booze he proudly fetched what i needed with not a question asked, checking to make sure the shop was clear. 2 bottles of vodka and 30 bottles of buds. all at a discounted price. Let us all salute this LAD!