Started talking to this bird in the square in the city I'm from.It was on Halloween and I was wearing a Dracula cape.anyway got on well with her and drought her away from her friends and was kissing her by a wall.There was lads walking past roaring so we went into the playground.In the middle of the square.Was kissing her decided to chance getting a blow job.So I put the cape around her and gently pushed her head down.She was sucking me off and I waslooking around thinking"this is fcuking ridiculous"then we went our separate ways. ClassyWENCH
So I've been chatting up this wench for quite sometime now, she had a free house for an hour or two so she asked me to come over for a brew, so as the LAD I am I arrived at her house, instead of making a brew we just took off straight upstairs, we undressed each other and had a bit of oral s*x, just as she climbed on top of me her parents walked into the house, so I quickly got my clothes back on and climbed out of the window and fell about 12ft to the floor where I then made a run for my car which was parked around the corner from her house, with no shoes on, as I arrived at my car I realised my car key was in her bed room, so I phoned her and there was no answer, the next thing the wench walked around the corner without my car key, she went back in got the keys and also got it from me in the car........CloseCallLAD!
Last summer we touched down in Ibiza for the first time all very excited . We got to the hotel and got straight on the beers and shots . Thats when things get a little stupid . One of my friends dared me to belly flop onto a metal drinks tray into the pool . Me being a lad and girls too impress I accepted the challenge . As I jumped in the pool the metal tray went straight into my chin causing a trip too the hospital and 6 stitches all in the first hour of being in Ibiza ... Also a nice chin strap to wear... chinLAD
Last summer i was out with one of my mates in spain and we came across two lovely scouse birds in the nightclub. after a few pints or so they invited us back to there hotel for a late night skinny dip which was awesome untill.. the security comes running out batons and torches at the ready. my mate jumps out the pool naked grabs his clothes off a sunbed and somehow managed to jump this 8 foot fence with barb wire on the top. he left me in the pool with 2 naked girls and 3 security guards shouting at me in spanish. I managed to blag my way out of the situation by saying i needed to toilet and then jumping out of the window. i didnt hear from my mate for 2 days, i then got a phone call from him saying he had found some more girls down a local pub, so i made my way down there and got chatting to them and we all went to this club, at the club my mates getting in with this girl when he comes over and asks me if i have a jonny he can have. so me being that lad that i am i said here take mine(i was getting no where) welll a bit later i got in with one of the girls went back to hers about to have s*x and i reliesed that i didnt have a jonny so i didnt want to risk catching anything so she just gave me head. the next morning I met my mate down the pub for breakfast. i walked in there and he gave me my jonny back and said he didnt even need it....... needless to say. i made him pay for the breakfast
so this proper LAD is talking to me about this wench he was gonna bang 7/10 being a bit of a desperateLAD a i say go get her LAD. 2 days later we found that while he was pounding her through back gate she shat herself all over his knob but he said being a desperateLAD he went into the bathroom with her they got cleaned up and carried on.
So i'm talking to a girl, and a Lad from my ladpack says hes had feelings for her for years, but its never happened between them as she isnt interested. I'm inclined to say bros before hoes and not doing anything to wrong a fellow lad... Or is he hogging dibs?
A newcomerLAD has offered his parents house for a house party as tribute to the LADpack. So, we prepared for the said night. As the night goes on one LAD, who is very emotional when drunk, started crying again as a wench broke his heart. We tried consoling him to no avail and just forbidden him to drink anymore and have fashioned a pot into a necklace for him to wear in case he blow chunks. Anyways, the said LAD wanted to go to the toilet to release some pressure and has started to unbutton his pants but due to his drunkeness was unable to have some balance and cannot sit down on the toilet and has passed out on the floor with his jeans around his ankles. Being in the same pack as the LAD we have prevented the girls we invited from seeing said LAD in such state and one even pulled his pants back up and we carried the LAD into one of the spare bedrooms to recuperate from the night.
So i have a party this friday night, and i thought i would try and pick up my booze for it this morning to save less hassle for the night (im 17) obviously in the UK it is illegal to buy alcohol under the age 18.. that wasn't stopping me though. Having my morning read on the wonderful tales of fellow LADS adventures on the wonderful LADBIBLE, i go up to the guy in the shop, he looks at me for a minute, and in his pakistani accent asked me what i was after, he had a laptop open, with the LADbible currently on display. I smiled and showed him my phone reffering to the website i was on. He had a laugh and looked at me again saying "What you after" and I took a brief look at the alcoholic chamber of fine chilled beverages. Following a brief laugh he said in a more humble tone "For a fellow LAD, what do you need?" reading him my shopping list of booze he proudly fetched what i needed with not a question asked, checking to make sure the shop was clear. 2 bottles of vodka and 30 bottles of buds. all at a discounted price. Let us all salute this LAD!
Looking for bit of advice on where a LAD should stand on the whole soft pride issue, its really soft but theres always tonnes of wenches out so would a LAD be looked down on for attending whats basically just a massive street party, but with soft plastered all over it?
In 2010 I was DJing abroad. On one occasion I decided to drink Red Wine as I was practically immune from everything else by this time. I got so drunk.. had to quickly dash to the staff toilet. I kicked the door open and knocked a wench out cold who was giving one of the Bar Staff a BJ in the cubical. She came round after a few seconds covered in blood to look up at a man scooping brown Mr Whippy out of his draws... She wiped her face... and carried on performing regardless of what was going on around her! topWENCH.
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