So my GF solid 7/10 was out of town for the weekend. I went down the pub with the lads and bumped into her Flatmate 8/10 easy! She hits on me so i employ my WingmanLAD to take care of her, he does an amazing job all night till i decide to call it quits and head home. Make my usual stop at the Kebab house and hot on my heels is the flatmate. She stays close to mine so said ill share a taxi with her, on the way back she askes if i wanna watch a movie.. i say yes we go back to mine and we sit on the couch. She eventually falls asleep.. im comfy so i do tpo but nothing happens! She leaves in the morning, i call my GF tell her what happened and she breaks up with me. So 2 options.. 1: i try getting her back... or 2: i get the flatmate back and do what im being punished for now and finish the job. Problem is i really do care for the GF but i didn't do anything wrong but still being treated as if im a cheater... what to do???
Day before New Year's Eve, me and the wench(8/10) had a few lads round to celebrate New Year's Eve eve and movin into our new flat. After everyone left me and the wench had an argument which resulted in me sleeping at a fellow lads house. Upon my return in the morning I went to the bedroom to find a pair of boxers on the floor. After a little while interrogating the wench she admitted one of the lads round at ours earlier had spent the night and they had done the deed (sh*tLAD). Needless to say the said wench has been dumped, however there is still a score to settle with the sh*tLAD. Should I batter him? Or is there a better way to go about things. Help me out LADs
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I am in dire need of your assistance in getting back my work mate who for the last couple of weeks has persisted in pranking me... the latest of his shenanigans included some how getting hold of my car keys at work and proceeded to relocate my car to the building next door which has an electric gate that locks itself automatically... i had no idea where my car was. Searching cluelessly after a 12 hour shift was not what i needed. To top it off i had to go in and ask the people in the building next door for a key to unlock the gate, which they found hilarious. Therefore any suggestions will be considered to plot my revenge, without risking my job of course. Need Help lads..
So Lads, I need a bit of advice. There is this lesbo couple (a 4 and a 3). they are offering a threesome. Should I accept?
At my house party around 3 weeks ago, a wench asked me for a smoke. (I don't smoke) I told this wench, who was easily an 8/10 (sober), that they were in my room, she followed me upstairs where I asked her what I get for giving her a smoke. After a lot of chirpsing she ended up giving me a BJ. When she finished she said so where is this smoke. I told her she had just had it. smokerLAD
I was out with the lad pack about 20 years ago (still meet up every month). After an unsuccessful night I head back (Rest of the lad pack went the other way) and there was this 8/10 wench walking about 15 meters behind of me. Some guy (not LAD) ran past her and grabbed her purse out her hand so I stuck my leg out as he ran past, held him down and gave her purse back. By now police had run over, cuffed him and dragged him away. This 8/10 got £50 out her purse and offered it to me but I said no. GentlemanLAD. She said there must be some way I can say thank you so 20 minuets later I'm fcuking her in my flat. Next day we organise to meet at this restaurant and 3 years later were married! Now have two boys Alex and Ryan both 15 getting A's in school. Me and 8/10 wench have our dream jobs and life couldn't be better. Thank god I didn't take the money! JackpotLAD
Me and my missus recently broke up.... 5 days later we work it out blablabla to find that being together would make her the 'happiest girl alive'. So she spends her first night back at mine and in bed we're discussing our short separation period ( WENCH ended it with me ), I asked her what she did, she replied nothing, and asked the same back, I did play a lot of fifa with the LADs but that was all. The next morning I check on the ol' Facebook to find her friend had uploaded a picture of her and this guys arm around waist in a club with the caption, 'stuck together like glue the whole night how cute'.
Listen LADs, I confronted her and she said he's just a friend and nothing happened and that she had told her friend to stop with the 'stupid photos'.... Is there more to this story? I've been with her 3 years, and I'm in love with the girl, but I won't be taken for a mug.
What do you LADs think?
A few years ago now, when I was still in high school, I used to beat off every morning without fail. It had become a such a regular thing that I kept a roll of bog roll on the bedside table. On this particular morning I was comfortably hiding under my covers bashing one out (probably over an Ann Summers catalogue, The Daily Sport or anything else that flaunted more than 40% of a wenches flesh on any one of the pages). Feeling the point of no return approaching I reached out from under my spiderman duvet to grab the j*zz paper and my hand returned with an empty cardboard tube. Panic set in as I was hurtling towards the gravy stroke and, though even to this day I have no idea why, decided that the best course of action would be to leg it into the bathroom, deposit my seed into the porcelain and remember to grab a fresh roll on the way out. Within a the blink of an eye I was on the landing, cock still in hand and flying towards the toilet door. As I opened it I was greeted by my mother sat taking her morning sh*t. The confusion on her face of seeing her 16 year old son storming into the bathroom was replaced by sheer horror as she realised I was stood there with a throbbing boner in my hand. There was a split second we stayed there with me staring at her and her, for some reason, staring mouth open at my man(boy)hood before I emptied the contents of my bollocks all over her thigh. Oddly though this has never EVER been mentioned and believe it or not after the embarrassment had subsided and I went downstairs we sat and had breakfast (also with my dad and sister) and the old dear acted as if nothing had happened.
So been with my wench (7/10) about 3 months now and we still haven't done the deed. Not a d**kie bird. not so much as a little teasy grope of my LADstick and she always stops me when i try and get the ball rolling, but insists its not me. Really care about this wench, but past conquests are now battling their way to the forefront requesting another go, so far I've withheld from obliging, but a LADs gotta eat. So do I give in to these other wenches or stick to my principles wait till my wench is prepared to literally open up? LADvice needed.
As messed up and as crude as this sounds I give you my word as a LAD that this is all true. About two years ago i was in a relationship with this wench who had a very vivid imagination.... one night she decided to text me if I was up for some role play so being the LAD I am I agreed. So the next day I turned up round hers dressed as a vicar whilst she was a catholic school girl. About an hour or so into it I was about to shoot my thunder shaft whilst she was bent over the kitchen sink screaming "CONFESS YOUR SINS" at this moment her dad mother walked. I'm now singleLAD
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