Living as an ex-pat in Bahrain. Woke up bright and early for work & thought that Aircon unit in the hall doesn't sound right... open my bedroom door to what can only be described as a football sized, angry hornets nest !! After a brief period of screaming & even a few tears i thought lets do this... wrapped up in most of my wardrobe (mesh bin upside down on my head) armed with lynx, a lighter and a broom & went to war. Only one sting received and i'm arming myself for tonight's round 2 after work! Wish me luck lads. ExterminatorLAD
I liked this girl (7.5/10) for a long time and we were really close until she friend zoned me and told me she had feelings for my bestLAD. Naturally, as any friend would, I swallowed my pain and wished my mate all the best. However my mate knew that I liked her for ages so didn't try anything with her. This tale of two LADs showing their mutual respect and loyalty may seem nice, but said girl is now getting with a random pikey on the regular and has had a boob job. MoralsOverWenches
Natalie Pinkham, Sky Sports F1 reporter goes Ice racing with 2007 F1 champion Kimi Raikkonen, he drives her around for abit, then they swap and she drives, after a couple of minutes she crashes and she says "I love it how you let me crash" and Kimi replies "Happens often with women in cars" IcemanLAD
I went over to Amsterdam with a mate and as soon as we got there we got straight into the cafes. We then carried on to go on a pub crawl. Next thing we know we're wrecked in the last club and I decide to head home. After doing a full circle I end up back at the club. I try and again and make it, this time with Macdonalds. I get back to the flying pig hostel and find two Canadian birds in the hostel.
I head off to bed. Half hour later power chuck from the top bunk. Both girls wake up in disgust. I tend to the mess slightly. I thought to myself maybe if I say the smell sucks here ill be able to bunk with one of the girls. The bottom girl isn't keen, so top one it was. Got down to business then passed out.
Next morning, wake up and I feel my stomach about to explode. So I leant over the top bunk and spewed straight down. All I hear is "omg omg omg".
Her friend was tying her shoe lace and it went all over her.
Needless to say we made a swift exit. Good times.
Went round my girlfriends house for the first time yesterday to meet her parents and me being the clumsyLAD i am, went to sit down in the living room and sat on the cat. It made an almighty scream so I sh*t my self and jumped up spilling my tea all over the cream carpet, so I grabbed a cloth from the kitchen to be polite and clean up the tea obviously her mum said dont worry I'll do that but I continued anyway. Then as I bent down to try and soak up the tea I hit my head on the coffee table.. If it couldn't get any worse, as I was reversing out of their drive doing the awkward wave goodbye while trying to reverse out I nearly knocked a cyclist off his bike and got an earful from said cyclist. Good first impression that was...
Me and my mates were out on the weekend clubbing, and one of them who isn't always the best with girls went up to a 3/10 and said "if you can give me a boner, it is yours to sit on." How the hell did that work?? ChatUpLAD
Decided to order the mrs some toys that we could use together and some lube as part of her birthday gift. Checked out and felt a bit excited, realised they hadn't arrived so I went online to check if it was trackable. It was showing as delivered so I presumed she'd signed for it. I asked her if anything had arrived and she said no. I was completely puzzled, then I thought perhaps it had gone next door. My phone rang and it was my mum she asked if I'd pop round. I have just had the sickest feeling and realised the last thing id used my PayPal for I sent to hers for Mother's Day. I have to pop round and collect my toy box from my very Christian mums house who will be horrified. Nightmare..
Long weekend away in Stockholm with 2 of my mates from Uni. We arrive and immediately see that the rumours were true, the girls in Sweden are unreal! We place a little wager for the weekend, whoever pulls first doesn't pay for a single drink for the entire trip. Seeing as I'm the one who usually pulls, I thought I was quids in (Krona in if you prefer). One of my mates usually has no luck so was surprised to see him so keen to join the bet, especially because he can barely form a legible sentence when he has the hots for a girl.
First bar we go to on the Friday night, we meet a big group of locals (guys and girls) and they invite us back to a house party. We're in the kitchen singing some drinking song and doing shots, when we notice the absence of our shy mate?! 30 minutes go by and still no sign of him.
I decide to go and have a little look around the place for him, aided by one of the Swedish guys. We open up the door to one of the bedrooms to see my usually shy mate in bed with not one, but TWO girls, ranging from a 6-8 out of 10, fully getting it on!!!
Happy for our mate, but pissed off we'd lost, we paid for his drinks all weekend. Turns out he had used the line "I'm about to be signed to Man United's under 21 team". His brother had told him it was a sure fire way to pull girls in Scandinavia, no wonder he was so keen to join the bet.
I have, and used to have, a major problem with drinking, but still loved to travel. Back in 2005 I started off down a pub in my home town of Oxford, on my own, with a pint of ale. That was it, a pint of ale. I had the Sunday newspaper and was watching the football on Sky. I remember ordering a few more pints, then nothing else.....
I woke up in a 5 star hotel in Hamburg, Germany, 3 days later. Absolutely no idea of how I got there, but I decided to stay. I ended up quitting my job, moving my stuff to Germany and living there for 2 years. I met a great girl and had one of the best overseas experiences of my life.
Who said drinking too much always brought bad things?
You know in movies when a boy is in another girls bedroom and ends up hiding underneath the girls bed because theres an angry father. This happened to me last night, turns out it wasn't like in the movies because i was grabbed by the neck and thrown out the house. Definitely wouldn't get an Oscar for my performance. CaughtOutLAD
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