There's a lot of things we do in the name of romance. Shave, wax, diet, fake tan, penis enlargers... some people get surgery to look better.
Bit much.
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But would you subject your genitals to -160C in order to get a better sex life?
It's a tough question. The Ainscow Spa and Cryotherapy UK has created something called 'Love Mist', available to both men and women that is supposed to improve your sex life and the appearance of your private parts. Apparently it boosts your endorphin levels, sex drive and 'enhances' the appearance of your bits.
Credit: Cryotherapy UK
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You get blasted with the vapour from a nitrogen tank for 30 minutes! Yikes, what it freezes your bits and they break off? Keeping my package under wraps.
The spa says: "While the skin continues to feel the 'freeze', the body sends signals back and forth to the brain.
"These messengers tell the brain if there is damage to the tissues, to repair them.
"It's this that along with the instant endorphin level energy boost and natural high, generates a tighter, youthful, clear and vibrant genital skin appearance through boosting collagen."
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No word on whether it's sore or not. That is a sensitive area. Or even if it works. If I want an endorphin boost I usually have some chocolate, rather than put a bag of ice on my crotch, but hey ho. Each to their own!
Would you get your nads frozen? Let us know in the comments, we'd love to know.
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