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Time To Get Ready For The World To End In A Bloody Apocalypse

Time To Get Ready For The World To End In A Bloody Apocalypse

Shit, probably need to chill out.

James Dawson

James Dawson

Bad news, guys, we're all going to die. In fact, the entire world is going to be destroyed in a fortnight's time. So, kiss your loved family and friends good bye and remember there's no such thing as the afterlife.

Yes, every trace of your consciousness will be erased from the face of the earth on 29 July with cities collapsing as the Earth's magnetic poles reverse, the Metro has reported.

Conspiracy theorists are claiming that on that fateful day the earths poles will reverse and it will be followed by the arrival of Jesus. Jesus - in the biggest heel turn since Stone Cold Steve Austin joined forces with Vince McMahon - will kill everyone except certain Christians who watch a lot of videos on YouTube.

But don't worry, if you want to save yourself from evil Jesus there is a way. Watch this video for more information...

Video Credit: End Times Prophecies

The prediction, by End Time Prophecies, is just one of several doomsday prophecies for this year. Others have included asteroids hitting the earth and Barack Obama revealing he's the Antichrist. Neither of these has happened yet.

In one video, End Times Prophecies say: "This is Armageddon News. In this broadcast, we'll discuss the second coming of Jesus Christ, which occurs at the same time as a magnetic polar flip and catastrophic global earthquake.

"On the day which Jesus returns, there will be a polar reversal.

Image Credit: YouTube / End Times Prophecies

"Revelations 6:12 says, 'There was a violent earthquake, and the Sun became black like coarse black cloth, and the moon turned completely."

Seems legit.

The video continues: "The stars fell down to the Earth, like ripe figs falling from the tree when a strong wind shakes it. Every mountain and island is moved from its place."

"The polar flip will make the stars race across the sky, and the vacuum created by the reeling of the Earth will pull the atmosphere along the ground, trying to catch up.

Image Credit: YouTube / End Times Prophecies

"The global earthquake will be so bad that every hill and mountain will crumble."

Fucking hell, if conspiracy theorists say the world is going to end on YouTube, then it must mean we're all doomed!

There's no choice but to repent at once.

Words by James Dawson

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Topics: Conspiracy Theory