Yesterday we let you guys know that the apocalypse could be coming if you believe certain interpretations of the bible.
I'm not going to bore you again with the details, especially as you can read them here, but essentially the church's argument is that mass animal deaths are a sign of humanity's impending doom.
Scary shit, right?
Well, fast-forward to today and a shocking picture has emerged that could further prove that the theory could be more than just a theory.
Take a look for yourself here...
Credit: Volusia County Beach Safety Ocean Rescue
Now I'm the first to admit that this is purely speculation, but it's hard to deny there is something worrying about a dead shark - with a large chunk of its body bitten off - being washed up at New Smyrna Beach Inlet over the weekend.
The dead shark was missing about the lower quarter of its body and was spotted about 10am Saturday, local media reports.
We've got to think to ourselves here, what exactly is it that could be capable of quite literally tearing the ocean's most ferocious beast in half.
If you've seen the film Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus then you'll probably thinking along the lines as me. Only a massive, fuck off monster could be capable of doing that kind of damage to the king of the ocean.
Credit: The Asylum
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Worrying.
"It's unknown what bit the shark or how far offshore they were when it was bitten, but the incident is not too common," Volusia County Beach Safety Ocean Rescue said of the find.
On social media it has been touted that it's the work of a boat's propeller, but it sounds to me like they're covering something up lads. The last days could well be upon us....
Is The Apocalypse On Its Way?
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As I told you yesterday, there's nowhere to run, there's nowhere to hide, because the apocalypse is coming and the Lord Almighty is feeling vengeful as hell.
So says Christian website Signs of the End Times, which claims that because two weeks ago we saw a lunar eclipse, snow moon and New Year comet in our skies, the end is nigh.
The website says: "Never has there been a time before when all these events were evident in so many diverse places and with such frequency and intensity.
"Our generation is the first generation to fulfil all the biblical signs.
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"Without doubt we are living in the final year."
The website claims the predictions are made in the bible. Credit: PA Images
They say the recent spike in natural disasters, earthquakes and mass animal deaths are all clues that foretell our impending doom.
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Hosea, chapter 4 verse 3, in the Bible, says one sign of a coming apocalypse will be the mass loss of life on Earth.
You might think that considering humanity survived two world wars and the bubonic plague, that we'd be safe, but the doom mongers say the sudden deaths of species of bats, fish and honey bees is evidence the world is going to end.
Believing that the world was created only a few thousand years ago, they say this points to evidence that our time is nearly up.
The deaths of honey bees are said to be a sign of the end. Credit: PA Images
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The Reverend Donna Larson who runs the website last year said 2017 would see the end of times as the year is significant in the biblical calendar, seeing the 70th anniversary of the UN's decision to establish Israel and 50 years after the unification of Jerusalem.
She said: ""All these numbers have Biblical significance - 50 is the number of unification between Passover and Pentecost and 70 is the number of fulfilment according to the book of Daniel, Chapter 9.
"So 50 and 70 represent the beginning and the end."
Repent. Repent. Repent.
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