The trivialities of relationships. After a few months of being together you actually realise they have annoying habits, but you tend to try and ignore them.
Then, if all goes well (or perhaps an accidental bump), you get married, have a cup of tea on a daily basis (Yorkshire Tea if you're not a savage) and lie to each other about HOW important it is you watch this football match, that you got back from the pub by 10pm or that you weren't doing any window shopping.
But this is next level stuff. In fact, it's an escalator higher than all that.
A man saw his wife on the local news doing something she shouldn't have been as a police raid showed her face in a brothel, as one of the prostitutes, glugging a cuppa.
The married man, Igor Alexeev, who has a family, was left gobsmacked when he was at his home in Bashkortostan, part of Russia's Republic, with his six-year-old daughter and saw his wife of eight years, Maria, being videoed while scantily clad.
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Since seeing the footage, Igor claims to have searched for her online and believes she offers a full evening for £200. He has won legal custody of the child but is going to court to try and stop his wife seeing their daughter as he believes it'll cause great embarrassment to her when she grows up.
Maria's secret life. Credit: CEN
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She claims that he was unable to financially support the family so has no right to judge.
Meanwhile, Maria faces criminal charges following the raid.
The biggest question, however, is how the chuff did he not notice his wife was out so much? What the hell was he doing all that time?
Being caught out
This isn't the first time people have been caught out on TV.
Here's a story from Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.
Daniel Grundy was on television holding hands with his 'wife' Sue Brooker after a surprise inclusion on the show. Sue's sister was getting married and they thought it was a private affair, only for them to be plastered on live TV.
Surprise. Credit: ITV
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Only problem was he had a wife, a lady called Helen, and she claims she was completely unaware of the relationship.
He had told ITV bosses that he had been married to Sue for two years at a ceremony in the Seychelles, but wife Helen said that although they broke up six years ago they never got divorced and actually got back together the year before.
Ultimately, Daniel was reported to police for bigamy after it transpired he did indeed marry in the Seychelles.
After that revelation in April 2016, the trail goes cold. Any more information from thereon greatly appreciated.
Featured Image Credit: CENTopics: Television, Russia