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A group of dogs went nuts when they discovered a giant dildo on one of their afternoon walks.
Chocolate Labrador Galaxy (great name) must have been hysterical when he found the foot-long sex toy in Newton-le-Willows, Merseyside.
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Ste Harrison, Galaxy's owner, and evident banter-merchant, ended up taking the dildo to his football club's fundraising golf day. It currently hangs in their trophy cabinet.
Galaxy and five other dogs came across the rubber toy by professional walkers Amy Brown and Natalie Ferguson.
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Natalie, 31, said she's never seen anything like it in her life. And I'm glad. May God have mercy on the soul that puts this fucking thing inside them.
She added: "Galaxy was coming towards it and I turned to Amy and said: 'That's not a...surely that's not a...'
"I couldn't even get my words out. I was gobsmacked. Galaxy obviously didn't have a clue and was just strutting round like it was the most normal thing in the world.
"We were on our usual route along an area called Parkside. The dogs were a bit excitable as we turned round a corner because there were two men playing with a drone and they're scared of them.
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"Galaxy really likes people so he bounding around and then he came towards us and we were like: 'Oh my god, what has he got?'
"We couldn't believe it. He was so proud when he brought it over to us. We were looking at it thinking: 'That's impossible'. It was enormous."
Galaxy's other owner, Ami Harrison, 30, put the dildo in the bin when her dog was returned. It was only then that bantersaurus husband Ste, 37, took it to his fundraising tournament at Hart Common Golf Club to hand out as a trophy.
The dildo is now on display at The Wargrave Inn pub.
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Words by Josh Teal
Topics: Dog