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Drunken Night Out Ends In Man Having Sex With Wife's Twin Sister

Drunken Night Out Ends In Man Having Sex With Wife's Twin Sister

It was by 'accident'.

Patrick Hulbert

Patrick Hulbert

I wasn't sure if I was on Reddit of Brazzers for a minute, but this story is a revelation that has opened my eyes more than any 'Step-mom screws step-son's friend' storyline could.

I know not everything on Reddit is 100 peecent true but this one is so ridiculous that I just hope so much it's legit.

Unsurprisingly, this thread is on 'Today I Fucked Up', and it is incredible.

A man explains that his wife *Rachel* is lovely and selfless while her twin *Jody* is self-centred. I won't go into too many details here. He tells it better than I ever could, but basically he ends up having sex with *Jody* by 'mistake', only realising it was her when he felt her fake breasts. Yeah, you're interested!

Here it is in full, because it deserves that much respect.

"This happened about two years ago. My wife (let's call her Rachel) and I like to take a trip to Vegas at least once every couple of years. That year, her sister (let's call her Jody) went through a nasty divorce. My wife wanted her to come along on our next Vegas trip. I agreed and had no problem. When we were younger (met my wife in college), her sister would tag along quite often. Whether it was off to a party or on a day trip, Jody was always cool to be around. Even though they are twins, I absolutely have no interest in her. Jody is more of a 'party girl', selfish and vain (she has plastic boobs). My wife is sweet, all natural, kind and selfless.

"Fast forward to our trip to Vegas. We were all sharing a room (double beds). After spending four days in Vegas, on our last night, we decided to hit the casino downstairs. Jody and my wife decided to get wasted. They sit at the bar pretty much the whole time while I was hitting the blackjack tables. I ended up losing $200 bucks and decided to stop (yeah I'm cheap).

"Feeling like a loser, I decided to join them at the bar. After a few beers and shots, I completely forgot about my losses at the blackjack table. My wife and I head up first. Jody was at the bar talking to some guy. We wished her luck and headed up to our room.

"By this time it was 2am and we start to stumble our way up to our room. We were pretty hammered and I had no idea where our room was. Luckily my wife found our room. Next thing you know, I'm face down on the bed out cold.

"A few moments later [what he thought was a few moments] I awake in a dark room, drunk and horny. My wife was curled up against me. I didn't hear Jody come back and figured she was having fun with the bar guy. I thought it was a good time for sexy time. I start with my smooth moves by massaging my wife's back and taking off her panties. She's definitely in the mood as her body is shifting and moaning. She starts to get into it by grabbing my junk. That's all it took, and I was inside of her. I'm embarrassed to say but I only last about two minutes (doesn't matter, had sex).

"We cuddle and I start to fondle her boobs. I notice they were quite firm and almost balloon like. In my drunken state, I immediately froze. I realised I just fucked my wife's sister. About a few seconds later the lights turn on and my wife witnesses both myself and Jody naked. She's screaming at the both of us. Jody wakes up and jumps out of bed. 'What the fuck is going on??' 'Uh, umm, I didn't... uh umm' - I couldn't muster anything.

"What's worse is when Jody stands up, my 'package of contents' starts to come out of her. My wife starts to cry and runs out the room. Jody walks to the bathroom to clean herself up.

"I hurry to get my clothes on to try to catch my wife. My wife was in the lobby area [on the] bench, sobbing. I try to talk to her but she's not hearing me. We eventually get back to the room. Jody tries to talk to my wife and she's not listening to her either. I end up sleeping on the floor.

"The next day my wife is already up and packed. We head back home and she still doesn't say a word to me until we get to our house. She finally talks to me the next day and tells me she needs time to think about things and she packed her stuff and left for her parent's house.

"Fast forward to today, we are separated. Jody and I talked about the incident and I apologised to her. Me and her are cool. Even though we hadn't talked since that night [before he spoke to her], she forgave me.

"tl;dr - Went to Vegas with my wife and sister. In a drunken state, accidentally had sex with the sister. Getting divorce finalised soon."

Doesn't all add up to me. Why would he apologise to Jody? Surely she ruined his life? And how on Earth would this happen by mistake? I reckon that curiosity killed the cat.

As I don't have any images of the trio, here's a few pics of famous twins for you.

Olsens. Credit: PA

Artistic maestros Jedward. Credit: PA

Fred and George Weasley.

Tia and Tamera.

Honey G and David Cameron, or is it David Cameron and Honey G? Credit: PA

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Topics: Reddit