The LAD Bible

I went over to Amsterdam with a mate and as soon as we got there we got straight into the cafes. We then carried on to go on a pub crawl. Next thing we know we're wrecked in the last club and I decide to head home. After doing a full circle I end up back at the club. I try and again and make it, this time with Macdonalds. I get back to the flying pig hostel and find two Canadian birds in the hostel.
I head off to bed. Half hour later power chuck from the top bunk. Both girls wake up in disgust. I tend to the mess slightly. I thought to myself maybe if I say the smell sucks here ill be able to bunk with one of the girls. The bottom girl isn't keen, so top one it was. Got down to business then passed out.

Next morning, wake up and I feel my stomach about to explode. So I leant over the top bunk and spewed straight down. All I hear is "omg omg omg".

Her friend was tying her shoe lace and it went all over her.
Needless to say we made a swift exit. Good times.

Me and my mates were out on the weekend clubbing, and one of them who isn't always the best with girls went up to a 3/10 and said "if you can give me a boner, it is yours to sit on." How the hell did that work?? ChatUpLAD

Long weekend away in Stockholm with 2 of my mates from Uni. We arrive and immediately see that the rumours were true, the girls in Sweden are unreal! We place a little wager for the weekend, whoever pulls first doesn't pay for a single drink for the entire trip. Seeing as I'm the one who usually pulls, I thought I was quids in (Krona in if you prefer). One of my mates usually has no luck so was surprised to see him so keen to join the bet, especially because he can barely form a legible sentence when he has the hots for a girl. 

First bar we go to on the Friday night, we meet a big group of locals (guys and girls) and they invite us back to a house party. We're in the kitchen singing some drinking song and doing shots, when we notice the absence of our shy mate?! 30 minutes go by and still no sign of him. 

I decide to go and have a little look around the place for him, aided by one of the Swedish guys. We open up the door to one of the bedrooms to see my usually shy mate in bed with not one, but TWO girls, ranging from a 6-8 out of 10, fully getting it on!!!

Happy for our mate, but pissed off we'd lost, we paid for his drinks all weekend. Turns out he had used the line "I'm about to be signed to Man United's under 21 team". His brother had told him it was a sure fire way to pull girls in Scandinavia, no wonder he was so keen to join the bet.