People Have Been Searching For Pokemon Porn And It's All Too Much

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As you've probably noticed over the past couple of days, Pokemon is back.

The highly addictive Pokemon Go is already everyfuckingwhere, even though it hasn't even been officially released in the UK.

People have been finding dead bodies, claiming that it's great for our mental health and coming up with ideas on how to get ahead in the game.

Now, I don't know about you, but one of the places I thought would remain largely unaffected by the Pokemon-effect is good, ol' pornography. And if you thought that, then you would be wrong.

Because the people at xHamster.com, which is one of the largest adult video websites, have revealed that Pokemon Go was actually their most searched term since the release of the game. *shudder* I mean, each to their own and all that, but who the fuck is getting off to Squirtle and the rest of them?

Alex Hawkins, spokesman for xHamster, said to the Bro Bible: "In the last five days we have seen a giant shift in porn searchers. Our top searches, which usually consist of MILF, teen and interracial, have been replaced with Pokemon, Pikachu, henati and anime. Anime has become our number one accessed genre over the weekend with the booming popularity of Pokemon Go."

There's definitely a 'poke' joke in here somewhere, but to be perfectly honest I'm disgusted with the lot of you right now.

Claire Reid

Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]

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