The best way to deal with someone who is suffering from a Netflix binge is to put them into the Netflix position. Sort of like the recovery position only with a big tub of ice cream and a blanket to keep the patient warm, there's little more anyone can do I'm afraid. After that, you'll just have to wait it out. What ever you do, make sure the Internet connection is strong.
Fortunately, it turns out that I'm not just a lazy fucker who's going no where in life but the next season of American Horror Story. That's because Netflix has released the results of a scientific study that shows the specific episodes when you, among many others, officially become addicted and hooked to the telly, laptop or tablet device.
It has been analysing its subscriber data to find out the exact episode that sucks you into investing into the series and beyond. Here's what the online streaming service has found.
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But first, this is how one guy described the birthplace of binge-watching. It might put things into perspective.
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Here are the spoilers...
American Horror Story: Murder House, 4
Two of the house's previous residents, interior designers Chad and Patrick, give the Harmons decorating advice.
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Between, 4
A teacher who turns 22 fears she may be the next victim of the Virus. Chuck punishes a kid that wrecks a car, Melissa searches for Wiley and her baby.
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Club de Cuervos, 5
Felix considers an offer from a rival team, Chava tries to impress a cute reporter and Isabel makes a new friend.
Fuller House, 4
Jackson tries to help Ramona at school but that lands them both in trouble and leads to a disagreement between DJ and Kimmy over parenting styles.
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Gilmore Girls, 7
Rory shares a romantic moment with Dean, but doesn't tell Lorelai. When Lorelai hears about it from Mrs. Kim, she invites Dean over for movie night.
Gotham, 6
When a killer starts targeting the first born of Gotham's elite, Bullock faces traumatic memories from a nearly identical case.
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How to Get Away With Murder, 3
A soccer mom arrested for a petty crime turns out to be a terrorist; Annalise represents a college football star linked to Lila's disappearance.
iZombie, 3
The hit-and-run death of a mild-mannered suburban dad takes a surprising turn. Liv grapples with human emotions for Major.
Jane the Virgin, 6
Jane drifts away from Michael and towards Rafael. As she get closer to her father, she must cope with his nasty step-daughters, who attend her school.
Jessica Jones, 4
A new case demands attention as Jessica tries to find out who's spying on her for Kilgrave. Trish's radio show yields unexpected consequences.
Love, 3
Gus faces a make-or-break situation at work, while Mickey navigates a dicey new dynamic with her boss.
Making a Murderer, 4
An unexpected confession casts doubt on Steven's role in the murder case, but the new suspect gives conflicting accounts of what occurred.
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Marseille, 4
With the party in turmoil, Barres gets bolder in his attacks.Taro makes a startling discovery about his rival's past.
Master of None, 4
Dev has a series of eye-opening experiences after he encounters some casual racism in TV auditions.
Narcos, 4
Despite a new extradition treaty, the U.S puts more money into fighting communism, creating new challenges for Murphy and Pena on the hunt for Pablo.
So next time you're having a Netflix binge that you can't get out of, just relax, get out the ice cream and allow science do its thing.