I never thought I'd feel sorry for a member of Jedward, but I do now.
It seemed like a quiet night on Celebrity Big Brother and John-or-Edward, I can't tell which one, was minding his own business when Chloe Ferry from MTV's Geordie Shore comes out of the shower in a towel and declares she's going to show him what a real woman's bum feels like.
He hadn't asked, mind you.
If I'm honest, I think the poor Northern Irish singer may have been sexually harassed.
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Take a look at the video here.
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"Jesus, what are you doing, what are you doing to us?" he said, as she jiggled her arse on his back. "Oh God. I can't even look at you right now." I also love the fact he says 'us' - as if they are both one and the same which, of course, they are.
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"She just rubbed her bum on me!" wailed the poor boy while Chloe, still prancing around in her towel, said: "It's just been washed."
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Oh well, that's ok then.
Within the first few hours of the show, the 21-year-old had flashed her bum, her boobs and also gyrated on a green plastic dog.
"If you're horny you can just grind your clit on this one," she said, horrifying other guests.
Bit of an attention seeker then.
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Other bizarre and low points in CBB...
There's been a lot of... 'antics' on Celebrity Big Brother and the non celebrity equivalent over the years. Here's my top three.
Remember that time that George Galloway pretended to be a cat? Let's not forget he's still a politician. I mean, a hugely controversial one but this cat-man still holds public office. WTF.
What about that time Kinga pleasured herself with a wine bottle, bringing a new meaning to "wino"?
Katie Hopkins' attempt of a takedown of Perez Hilton is pretty funny - she takes him to task for sticking mature cheddar up his nose and bullying people while he yawns.
What are your most cringeworthy memories of Big Brother? Let us know in the comments.
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