Thou shall drink beer and fornicate.
Thou shall bash and dash if thy woman refuses to make thee a sandwich in the morning.
Thou shall not talk to one another whilst urinating in a urinal.
Thou should frown upon racism.
Thou shall not put a massive exhaust on a sh*tty little car.
Thou shall never question Stephen Fry.
Thou shall never 'opt out' of rounds.
No LAD should ever be a sheep of societies fashion trends.
Thou shall always remember... A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend.
Thou shalt not be fooled by Foster's LADish adverts. For it is, infact, Kangaroo Piss.