Thou shall do football accumulators weekly.
Thou must challenge himself to attain breakfast the morning after a one-night stand.
Thou shalt not take the name of thy lads in vain
When your glass is empty at a party or bar, see to it that you replenish ASAP; for she is only a 7/10 because of your alcoholic beverage.
Thou should set thy LAD Bible as their homepage, so others may learn the way of the LAD
If thou cannot hide her, then thou does not proceed to ride her.
Thou shall never pay for a WENCH when it comes to 'fiddle a fatty' time.
Thou shall always invite thyself to the afterparty.
Any LAD who has recently lost his house and belongings in a divorce from an evil wench must be comforted with beer and one night wenches until his LADness returns to full health courtesy of his LADpack
Thou must read at least 1 tale before heading out to get oneself ready.