Thou shall never make eye contact whilst eating a banana.
Thou shall not be fooled by WKD's LADdish adverts. For it is the drink of the soft.
Thou shalt not frown upon the friend who vomits, but admire his space creating efforts for more alcohol.
Thou shall understand that bird, is truly the word.
Thou shall always take any opportunity to complement thy mate on how fit his sister is.
Thou shall accept that a 'sh*t Load' is a standard unit of measurement.
Thou shall fail to understand vegetarians.
Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.
Thou shall not put a massive exhaust on a sh*tty little car.
Thou shall shout 'Auto-bots transform!' when changing s*x position.