When you’re drunk I think most LADS have been guilty for preferring wenches of the more curvy nature, if my type was judged on this basis I wouldn’t even be considering skinny or curvy it would just be LARGE.
I am a very keen gambler (what LAD isn’t?) and whilst in my first year at Uni, in between going out and getting hammered, pulling birds and turning up to the odd lecture I set up what is now the largest football betting Facebook page, "Football Accumulators" which I’m sure many of you LADs are aware of. We've fattened a fair few people's wallets.
"I might have written 14 books and the movie Green Street but there are three simple reasons why I write. 1) I’m a lazy bastard who likes sitting down all day, 2) I need to make money to facilitate item 1 and 3) I live in desperate hope that one day soon numbers 1 & 2 will combine so successfully that I’ll be able to retire and live out my remaining days watching sport and riding motorbikes."
I’m a pretty average bloke, from Manchester living in the city of Leeds. I’m never one to turn down a night out. I’m that person who starts off on a nice quiet pub outing and ends up savaging my way through a horrendous kebab after a very messy night.
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