I woke up this morning and realised I had a massive memory gap between getting to the club, and ending up getting a cab from a street I had never seen before. I checked my phone and found that google maps was open, showing a location that was on the complete south end of Aberdeen, when I live on the north. I somehow managed to walk what was probably a good couple of hours in the completely wrong direction at 3am. MessyLAD
3pm and the suns blasting down, to which there's a knock on the front door. From where I'm sat in the kitchen eating my glorious bacon bun, I see the Mother answer the door. It's my Dads two best mates in full footy kit with a ball. To which I then hear there conversation. "Hi Trace, is Sean in. Just wondered if he's playing out?" Before my Mum can even reply, my Dad is running down the stairs two steps at a time. Runs out in his full kit while kissing my Mum on the cheek. They're all 43. Never too old eh! parkfootyLADS
I'm 15, got a girl coming round to 'watch a film' later on tonight for the first time. Making my debut on the pitch lads... Wish me luck!
My uncle, being the LAD he is, was going to receive a CBE. Waiting in the queue to receive it from Prince Charles, he thought he'd be friendly and talk to the man in front of him. That man, realising uncleLAD was clueless, thought he'd play along. He told uncleLAD that he was a musician, playing country, folk and African music. UncleLAD being very polite, nodded and said how interesting it was. Then the man said: "But I used to be in a rock group called Led Zeppelin". Safe to say uncleLAD fell head over heels. RobertPlantLAD
20 of us went out clubbing last night dressed as Toy Story characters, whenever someone shouted "Andy's coming" we hit the deck lifeless. ToyStoryLADs
Me and one of my LADs at uni have had a full scale nerf gun war going on for a few weeks now, where every week whoever gets shot more buys all the other's drinks at the weekend. Bonus points get given for how creative the shot is. I thought I'd won this week by walking straight into the middle of his lecture, shooting him in the head, then walking out without saying a word. Apparently not; last night at about 2 in the morning him and one of the other LADs went up to the roof and set a load of his rock climbing gear up, he abseiled down a 10 floor apartment block, stuck his gun through my open window, shot me once in the head, mouthed the words "I win," then lowered himself to the ground.
I represent both Country and GB at a Sport. I don't get any funding other than sponsorship (BMW gave me a 1 series car for example), and I have to work to fund my playing career. I want to give a massive shoutout to the oldLAD, who i had a long chat with once in the pub about it, in my village that left me enough money in his will to keep me representing the country at the highest level! R.I.P-LAD
